cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(via pseudo-realitys)

accepted2017:

Even though I’m not a chem major, I still like to tell chemistry jokes….periodically…Sadly, there’s always no reaction. :(

When this person gets to campus please barium.

everyone cool with parties where we dress up as our favorite disney star? I call Hannah Montana #BestofBothWorlds

(Source: accepted2017)